Clean as Bone, Clear as Light

I tell myself stories in the dark

trying to drown a fish
greymantle
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Today the whole first chapter of Ozark Hoodlums is up!

RECAP: this is my Robin Hood retelling, set after the Industrial America crashes. I am posting it as an online serial, at [info]ozark_hoodlums

Teaser:

Riley was used to having hunters cut across their land, so when a boy with a sun-burnt nose and frizzed-out curly hair came squirming out of the bush, a pistol held out in front of him, she was going to ask what he was after, groundhogs? She hesitated because of the expression on his face. Then he walked toward her, barrel extended in her direction, and the humor of it died.

“Look, you need to come with me,” he said.
She stood up slowly.
“What?”
“Get up, and walk toward the pond.”
“Please,” she said, panicking. “I don’t even know you. What do you want?”
“Listen, I need you to just come with me. I’m in trouble, I need safe-passage. No one’s going to hurt me if I have you, and I have to get out of here. I’m not going to touch you.”

This was ridiculous—not “touching” someone had to include not pointing guns at their head. She went, though. What else could she do?

He looked scared himself.

Read On...


Housekeeping 401

a humorous letter on taking over the housekeeping & homeschooling )


ETA:


This is one half of Mirkwood. The two plys are now done, ready to be put together...


Housekeeping 401 ~ a mini-series
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Dear Mom,

today I used our new vacuum cleaner!
You will be glad to know it does great on the carpets and bare flooring. It's a bit awkward for use on walls.
I'll have to try out the hose attachment next time.
Or a duster.

I vacuumed your bedroom. I hope you don't keep anything important and small on the floor! ...because it is gone.

The vacuum cleaner seems to be adjusting well, aside from a little indigestion. Hopefully now we've cleared the backlog of dust-bunnies out he'll have no further culture shock, and the occasional gravel piece will go down without too much trouble.

Hope you're traveling worry-free with me at the helm of Starship Powellclan!

Love, BN



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My mom is on Epic Powell Roadtrip #4 of this year, which means I am keeping house for her three children and my dad. I will be posting humorous updates as they occur to me while doing more mundane tasks.

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I like the Zombie tones of LJ's header. Better than the industrial blues, especially--deep colors just get to me.

Yesterday afternoon, the weather was perfect. I sat outside with my shins bared (in contempt of the dermatologist's advice) to macrame-knot glow strings into a jewelry set for my sister. She's wearing it all, too, which is a SuCesS! An unexpected one.

Then once it was dark I had to go out and do emergency watering, and it was perfect weather for something besides wet chores.

Today I bought a ratty old holster (that rides real nice, it has to be *some* sort of real) and a 1909 Sears Roebuck catalogue. I kid you not. I paid less than two dollars for both. (Guess which one belongs to my costume?)

For thematic circularity, I would have it be known I did write a story that marginally includes zombies, and it is certainly ready for some zomb-pocalyptic worthy critiquing. It's one of those my-pace 10,000 worders, though. To request this story, just comment with the promotional code: DEADSIDE BEAT.  ^_^


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Brown Cow vanilla cream-top yoghurt with walnuts and raisins:
We have found a new height of bliss in cuisine. (Hunger is a beautiful thing when there is food to assuage it, you know?)
I don't even like raisins.

I just finished The Chaos King, sequel to The Wall and the Wing, pretty much my favorite middle-grade written in the last decade.
There is a certain sly humor that will never fit into any other genre or age range. Having young narrators and young readers just has certain possibilities.
Like the phrase, about a rival's decorated school skirt: the statue bit her "right in the sequins". You know what part of the anatomy she's talking about. It's never said. It's hilarious as Charlie Chaplin being dignified.

Also: "...had an overabundance of self-esteem. She had esteem poisoning."
*snorts with juvenile glee*

donkeybabe

I found this while Googling for donkey images to put on petting zoo infosignage.
*gah CUTEATTACK*
I can't wait to meet a baby miniature donkey. It's on my list of to-do in life. ^_^

don't take my fudge too seriously.
greymantle
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Baby Squirrel Pictures, anyone?

squirrelbaby

Like I said in a comment on the previous post--the mother of this little gal made her loss heard. I'm not sure why our neighbors thought it was left to fend for itself, but they thought we'd want it. The kids could have a pet and all that. It certainly would be a first of it's kind--and we have a score of animals here but no pets.
Luckily, she was able to be reunited with a better source of food and guidance than goat's milk and human attention.


So glad the little one went back to it's best environment--with her mom and the range of Foyil!
Well. Comparatively best?

doesn't have the same feel as 'sloshed'
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I need cool concept pick-me-ups every once in a while, so being referred to this was fun: Little People in a Big World
I would pass this off as a fun little gimmick, except the way the guy sets up these shots is masterful. I try to appreciate art on all scales. ^_^

I'm reading the kiddos the passage through Moria. I'm surprised to find that Tolkien didn't really have cliff-hanger endings. That whole sequence is wrought with tension but every section is ended on a somewhat definite note. Interesting...


*Breaking News!*
We are being given a baby squirrel. Oh, this could be good...

Mr. Poisson's Posse is still going strong (i.e. I still like it!), though not so fast anymore. I can maybe do something with Mortal Queen again, finally...
And I'm soliciting World Domination 101 beta readers as of...now. Because I can't face much more fiddling-about.

Elevator Pitch: World Domination 101 is the story of four teen superheroes with mediocre powers getting a crash-course in fighting supercrime--saving the world by being willing to act and get creative with what they have even though it's not easy.

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greymantle
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This morning I noted the llama was looking into my window, past an onion blossom.

Sometimes I do notice how weird my daily life can be--it has a certain poetic absurdity. There is nothing like being a homestead-bound agritourism employed novelist, nothing in the world....

BookShoubu!2

I cannot trust to pictures to illustrate my victories fully. I got a lot of books from the library since then.     >,<
However, I read a fair bit of Midnight Never Come while being restless yesterday, have been looking forward to the Tempest, and have about conquered the pile of newcomer acquisitions. Yostuba&! 5: hilarious, though I'm not sure why these comics are funny--they just are.
My major accomplishment was the devouring of this however:



This, friend, is a really good book. It also marks my first fantasy interacting with Norse mythology--and by interacting we mean "Loki POV" *squee*.
I will now have a compelling reason to learn something about Norse mythology when I get around to it.
A funny but still unsavory Trickster, a truly action-packed but clearly plotted narrative, and a definite feel to the world of it's very own.
Though I linked it a lot with "The Shadow Thieves"--there was some similarity in ambience and treatment of the mythology.

One cool writer trick is that the gods all speak absolutely contemporary, while the normal people are peasants of an ambiguous midieval age. It gave them a certain edge and an immediacy. I though it was neat, anyway.

World Domination, line by line: 22000 words.

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greymantle
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Though this picture is not from yesterday, I thought I'd share some of the cute animal babies.
[cute animal baby warning! NSFKittyHaters]



This, btw, is angled from the loft where Mama Derry had hidden them. I am not this short unless YOU happen to be 7 feet tall.

The Irony has become Beneficence
greymantle
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Okay, you know how I said we had a baby horse this morning, as well as acquiring a puppy, and having just got a llama Saturday?

The only goat that got bred this year (and late, late) just

Had Twins.

This will go down as one of my odder days ever.

role in a small production?" "More of a role-play...
greymantle
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Good Writing-Career News:
Someone asked to see more of my poetry, though the one I sent wasn't quite right.
I think I can deal with that.

Because You Always Wanted to Know:
Brahms' Violin Concerto--Music to Mop By!

My Family Now Has a Llama.
There's really no way to expand on that.

The queen's face also shattered.
greymantle
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I found out something fascinating and horrifyingly exemplar of the sort of country we have bullied ourselves into having this week. On the lines of "make everyone a criminal, fast!" like Internet

It involves wild horses. I kid you not.

While driving to an Agritourism event, it came up that my boss, legally, can't bury large animals on her property: if you need to bury a sheep (or other large animal) it has to be done more than 100 [ft? yards?] away from any neighboring property, where there is not rain-water runoff, etc. The only other option is to take it to a certain incineration plant, the only one that does large animals, one that's actually got a national monopoly on the trade. (Why?! Why monopolize this? I ask you.)

It's in Oklahoma City, a good 2~3 hours away from here. It costs more gas, time, and heartache to do this than any sheep, no matter how valuable it may have been, is worth when dead. This is irrationally hard work for a farmer who's time and money are at max, and who has enough heartache to live with from the weather, thank you very kindly.

So where do the wild horses come in? They come in because there are horses that would be destroyed because they're not worth their keep (time/money/heartache, again). And if they were euthanized, they'd have to be...

You got it: taken to Oklahoma City. Or whatever your state's monopolizing incineration plant site happens to be.
So, happen it be easier to dump your horse on certain unguarded land... Apparently in Tennessee this is much more prevalent, but there's a known place to do it in this area of OK, too.

Have fun creating that wild apocalyptic novel! Your loss if you can't fit in wild herds of three-legged, one-eyed, angry horses ravaging the land. Too bad for everyone writing as if this wild stuff didn't really happen...


as the crashing down of great waves
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I had one of those awesome days that isn't anything but a string of good incidents which included:

~ sitting in the midafternoon sunshine on a stack of pallets (for scrap wood) with a fluffy cat in my lap and a fun book to write at hand
~ watching a tear-jerker movie in a tiny box and enjoying it
~ getting things done! Like planting spiny poppies.

People need to share more about these kind of days, as a Xanga-keeping friend reminded me.

It's the rants that give people something to comment on, though; noted that in the entries from last April.
So.
Rant for the day...
Why did I hold off on The Game just because it sounded so run-of-the-mill? It's Diana Wynne Jones! She's never doing run-of-the-mill--it's never been one of her faults, and I should have realized it.
This isn't quite the right sort of rant, since I enjoyed it all the better for waiting until it grabbed me off the pile.

...space for dreams to cross...
greymantle
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Today I decided I ought to take my resolution to garden this year in hand, and also my resolution that mucking a barn must be pleasanter when it's chilly out and you work up warmth otherwise lacking (unlike in the summer).

I didn't end up mucking anything--we have used coffee grounds from Starbucks, and they look just like loamy dirt. I know plenty of people with a prejudice against Starbucks, but the recycling grounds to gardener's move is really quite my style. Especially as I'm planting poppies this year.

And I psyched myself up when it was still 20 degrees out, only to find, when I finally hit the porch, it was getting up to 40! It rocketed up, I tell you. God is good to those who thank him for his gifts under duress--my qualification being so hopeful in the face of a return to winter after that one nice day, which is fairly lame as duress goes. Man it was so nice to be outside.

Coffee grounds in those big bags smell startlingly like ashtrays. And I have dirt under my fingernails (unless it's the superfine grounds). But I'm happy. And I even edited a story's major flaw before ever going out today.

Happy, happy morning.


ETA: Then I was linked to this little wonder of music and doggy dance by [info]sartorias (Sherwood Smith, her comments in this post), who decided I needed a therepeutic laugh/cry session over my burning hot pea soup. I was beginning to half-excuse the watery eyes with the heat of the soup, but then a big fat water bead rolled off my face (when I'm actually weeping and want comfort, that never happens), a crocodile tear. Followed by another.

It really is in the music...
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O come, Desire of Nations, bind
In one the hearts of all mankind:
Bid ev'ry sad division cease
And be Thyself our Prince of Peace.

Rejoice! Rejoice!
Emmanuel shall come for thee, O Israel.

This morning I was [re]given the gift of personal internet access. It is a wondrous thing.

I've been having fun being the posessor of monies to buy people presents. And tickets to Panama. And spending money to enjoy the thought of going.

It's funny to be rich.

But I am. Not in most peoples' perspectives, but to me? I am verra, verra well off.

I can read again. I read The Changeling Sea, which is a book that I feel richer by merit of reading it. I'm working on L'Engle's A Circle of Quiet and fascinated that her Walking on Water is rivaled here. For any YA Readers:


So, I'm feeling quite rich and comfy at the moment. Hobbitishly content, as it were.
I'm not quite done with the Shadow Thieves (Chronus Chronicles 1.) but it is lovely, lovely work.
I love YA novels.


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greymantle
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Some things I learned today:

~5 gallons of water is heavy. Almost too heavy for me to carry.
~It it impossible to stay cold carrying that much water, no matter how frozen the hose is.
~I really like dancing...like, to Irish reels. Step-dancing.

I pretty much choreographed an All New! folk dance for my story yesterday: the first time since I was on my choreographing kick at 14ish. I did it on paper, but used Lego blocks to try out the logistics of it, and I think it would work out.
I also think it will probably need to be cut, that scene of dancing. Because it was wicked boring to type up, except for the stuff going on in between.

I was at 46774 words yesterday afternoon.
This morning I wrote half the quota of pages, maybe, and last night I wrote a few extra. I think I'll be done tonight with NaNo, but not with the novel. Almost for both, though!

I have to talk about The Neverending Story soon. And read a few more books.


I love Sports Movies. No, it's awfully true.
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Yesterday I drove for what I think is the first time in almost a year. For two and a half hours. In Kansas.
    My first time there, though I could hardly believe it. Arkansas, Texas, and Missouri seem much more crazy places to have gone; Kansas is almost a no-brainer. It looks almost exactly the same, of course. Except for the fact that they have Pizza Hut instead of Mazzio's.

Last week a truck's load of a dozen huge "round bales" spontaneously combusted. I didn't know it could do that. But apparently  those good ole barn fires weren't usually human caused: these bales had been put up too wet (a major issue; haying season is full of temperary weather enthusiasts) and their decomposition went on too fast and got a little to hot.
    Kaboom!
The cows along one side of the road are blessed. My brother's imitation of an Okie's 911 call in for the fire was hilarious, too; the deliberate, common-place way of saying a metric ton (approx.) of hay had just exploded all over a major trucking road was just as it had to have been.

Another one of those marvelous truths you could never put in a speculative fiction piece without much heartache. Someday someone is going to gather all those together and create a plot for them, endnote, and publish for thirteen million dollars.
And I'll probably read it, too.

...by the way: those Boston guys in Miracle? Sound Just Like My People.
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Today I needed a break from sitting under the screaming metal being drilled in the barn, where the alternative was get Sharpie-high (note: NOT a pleasant altered state).

So I went out to the bench in the remaining pumpkin patch and sat smelling my leather jacket warm in the sun on my back, and piecing the last quarter of my Navigator Star quilt block together. I ate while working, which was good, to have the half-hour just to be quiet.


Multi-faceted things fascinate me. I enjoy being multifaceted. Yesterday I was dancing on tiptoes down the hose to break up the ice inside to water our pony. Then I went to work and did a little graphic design (really mundane stuff, but still; formatting a brochure I put together the information for, too) with the technical prowess my boss somehow appreciates.

Last night I went to the “Dickens on the Boulevard” the city of Claremore does where lots of homeschooling families congregate, many in Victorian costume (some products of a musical my mother put on two years ago there). And a lot of other kinds of people, especially Civil War era belles.


Last night I went as a goth Chimney-sweep J-Pop-Idol.

You'd think I liked Halloween or something. ^_^ But actually, I only added a little kohl to my eyes, a loooong scarf and my brother's top hat to the outfit I wore to work.

And my Union Jack boots.

Only there for a few minutes. But my dad is going to Mexico and taking his camera, so I couldn't even get a shot of the wacky way I allow myself to be seen in public.


Tonight I was just a glamorous chimney sweep.


One thing that's pretty consistent in my life right now, in any spare moment, is obsessing. Obsessing about Dhaeniv and Qahl, the main characters in my NaNo project, because that's what I do now.

I always think about books a lot; mine, others', the theoretical, metaphysical, practical...


But I'd forgotten what it's like to think about a certain story all the time. To get enough story ready in my head to fill the paper I do that—and that's not the best way to write a novel long-term, maybe, or even as a general rule, but man. I know I used to be like this at the beginning of projects.

Maybe it's that it's been a half a year since I let myself really go planning a project. I'm finishing that one up now; the Main Story.


Don't have a word count: not enough time to type it in the last few nights. But I've been writing my five pages. One page not done this morning I have to finish now...so, see ya. I'm sorry about posting this wad after one so recently...but I'm offline tomorrow, and that was a mistake, anyway.


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Since I've been working at a Pumpkin Festival on a bonafide farm doing instruction sorts of things how about a random Thanksgiving fact?
Fact being defined losely in terms of Internet reality.

The Native Americans originated strawberry shortcake, as a way to enliven cornmeal. They mashed strawberries in the flour, I think with something to soak the grain in for softening. No doubt, like with salt and popcorn, the European propensity to season improved on the original.
The Japanese aren't the only ones to blatantly steal and make their own.


1812 / 50000 words. 4% done!

The pretty metre thingamabob iss no workk. Well, well, well.
Like the Nano site during after-work hours for the US.
But Zokutou's code ought NOT to be making a bar too big to fit in one line of my journal, or show the progress on the far side of the thermometer. Don't ask me how THAT happened.

The point: I almost reached one day's wordcount in two days. Today I might have reached almost two, in a less-close-almost sort of a way. I should have known this week would be a bit of a dead loss, but I don't like to believe that coffee and extensive [obsessive] preparation don't defeat the laws of physics as correlated to earth-relative time.

Or the inertia of not writing more than a few pages every few days in three weeks.

As of this morning, a warped Words Behind: 4188

Currently: Now I am a jolly 2722 words behind. With a little extra uncounted yet towards the positive side of things.

From now on, I promise you, LJ cuts about NanoNonsense. Today, I subject the masses.

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